Phone Call for sehwag :


Indian Team Manager : “Hello”(over Phone)

Wife :”Can I talk to sehwag ? This is his wife


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Indian Team Manager:”Sorry, he is just going to

bat”

Wife:”No Problem Manager, I will Hold on” :P

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at door, A lady opened it.

Before she could speak, the salesman rushed into the living room & emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet.

Salesman: Madam, if I'm unable to clean this up with my new powerful vacuum cleaner in next 10 sec, I'll EAT all this Shit.

Lady: Do U need Chili Sauce with that shit ?

Salesman: why?

Lady: Because there's no electricity in the house.. :P:D

Killer shyari

Unke gum me humne pi li
sharab,

Bhai unke gum me Humne pi li
sharab..

Fir Jo Hui tabiyat kharab,
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De tatti,
De peshab.
De tatti,
De peshab.X_X =)) =D

Dad: Who's this girl..??

Boy: My girlfriend.

~Next day~

Dad: Now whos this new girl..??

Boy: Rishta wohi, Item Nayi ;) :D..:P

जाहिर सी बात है की ऑस्ट्रेलिया वाले "अतिथि देवो भवः" में विश्वास नही 
करते !!

‎!~! Pappu's Exam Result !~!

Pappu:
Mom Dad.. I Had To Tell You This..
Parents:
What Happened Dear ?? =O
Pappu:
I Got My GirLFriend Pregnant..!! =$
Parents: How? We Mean What Are
U Saying
Dammit..! You Idiot Fool... =/ =@
Pappu: Relax... I was kidding...
I Just Failed In 2 Subjects.. =D
Parents: Phew.. Thank God..!!! =D

sachin ka mahashatak

at starting of match : "will sachin get 100 today??"
two hours after match :
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"will india get 100 today????

pitaji ki patloon

Is ur life boring?:-(

Type 'I LOVE' <space> ur lover name

N send it to all ur relatives

try it..
ekdum hungama mach jaaega aapki life mein....:-)

Bindass PJ:

Banta runs home yelling : "Pack your bags Honey, I just won the 10 Million Lotto!"
WIFE: Oh dear! Do i pack for Beaches or Mountains???
Santa: "WHO CARES??? JUST PACK AND GET LOST"